Report: Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers. More coverage at: onion.com
Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
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Seriously, I thought we still have visa system, where a child can be fly by plane in a sit instead of box.
“i had to eat my own fingers”
I live in Portland! GOOD IDEA
lol this was so great. :20 i’m able to get him into the box without waking him up hahaha oh man they dunn dunn it again.
obviously..
no fuckin shit
HA HA @ LOST IN MAIL KID
are there bullets in my body? *checks*
nice. one of my favorites
I had to eat my own… FINGERS!!
When I ship people in boxes I usually punch holes in the box. But not so they can breath. But so I can stick my dick in the box.
Exactly
I had to eat my own fingers…
idiot
Man, they are soooooooooo gooooood. XD
i had to eat my own fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha you are all so dumb. this is satire. and for all of you who dont know what satire or sarcasm is, its a joke. making fun of ourselves. america sucks. we know.
fake…
I outsource empty boxes.
ForgottenMemoryLost, no. You forgot, wrong island.
isnt new zealand that island from that movie with those monkeys?
Its hard to believe that parents would actually do something like this, but from amerikans, this doesn’t surprise me.
You’re both ignorant.
i thought something like that could kill the child but if it works….
VickyRam, LOL amerika…a country that smells like urine, and is owned by Communist China, and nobody cares. LOL!